We must avoid apples. We must eat only mushy things like macroni and cheese and ramen noodles. We must look at the tooth in the rear view mirror before buckling in. We must look at the tooth after unbuckling before getting out of the car. We must make phone calls to important people like Gram to inform them of the tooth. We must inform people we barely know of the looseness of the tooth. We must question the safety of such activities like brushing the tooth, roller skating, eating chicken, and sleeping. We must inspect the tooth every 10 minutes in the bathroom mirror. We must be reminded of which tooth is loose before inspecting it in the bathroom mirror.
Stay tuned, people. This is exctiting stuff.